Viagra.

VIAGRA...fifty bucks a go! Jeez...that's a stiff price!

Those brave Greenpeace activists.

SOME years ago, animal activists created such a stink that women were induced to relinquish the foul practice of wearing mink coats.
How wonderful it would be if those brave Greenpeace activists could emulate the kind of olfactory sensation that would cause the Japanese to abandon the cruel slaughter of whales via their malodorous "minke" boats.

Tookie

THE TERMINATOR has done it again. But this time, to my regret, he wasn't acting.

Olympic Games

OLYMPIC Games for politicians? No way - they're nearly all positive dopes.

That ruddy faced Santa Claus.

HOW did that ruddy faced Santa Claus make his presence felt at our house? Through my ruddy credit card!