Iran's number-one pub song?

THE NUMBER ONE pub song in Iran? But of course - "Roll out the Barrel"!

Will Rex Hunt fall off his perch?

CONTRITE fishing guru Rex Hunt is hoping his fans will maintain their loyalty after the revelation of his marital indiscretions. My advice? Give the birds away, mate. Stick to kissing fish instead.

Treasurer Peter Costello does it again!

WOULDN'T you know it? Peter Costello becomes Acting Prime Minister and the temperature rises by 6C!

Another cancer scare.

CRIKEY! The revelation that chemicals commonly used in deodorants in men's urinals can cause cancer is enough to give blokes the willies! This is gonna cause a big stink!

Western Australia's new public transport "SmartRider" card.

MY WIFE thinks the new "SmartRider" card is a great idea, but she says she can't understand why they sent ME one!

Keith Richards' fall from grace.

SO Rolling Stone Keith Richards has fallen from a coconut tree. How high was he this time?