Michael Jackson and that veil.

I reckon Michael Jackson would go through a lot of veils - his nose must cut them to ribbons!

Michael Jackson in drag.

IN a city that's called Manama,
Michael Jackson looked weird and bizarre.
He was wearing a veil,
Which is odd for a male,
Do his kids call him Papa...or Ma?

Cure snatched.

IF there were a cure for kleptomania, you can be sure, some buggers would take it.

Gallop packs it in.

The psychiatrist who advised Labor Premier Geoff Gallop to pack it in wouldn't have been a Liberal supporter, would he?

Washing dishes in the Pilbara

THE Sunday Times reports that you can earn $100,000 a year washing dishes in the Pilbara region of Western Australia. Crikey, that sounds like a smashing job!

Safe sex.

SAFE SEX is great...but there's not much room!