GRAFFITI

Graffiti: writing on the scrawl.

Maria Sharapova grunts!

Some dreadful noises emanate from the mouth of tennis player Maria Sharapova. But let's not be too hard on the poor girl - after all, GRUNT is not a four-letter word!

Watergate followed by ... what?

The Americans had to endure Watergate. Now, what with Hillary Clinton's furrowed and wrinkled brow, are they gonna suffer Corrugate?

Hilly Clinton and domestic chores?

No domestic chores for Hilly Clinton? Well, she ironed no man's shirt, but she did sweep Obama aside.

War in Iraq?

He's no King, but many attribute the war in Iraq to the madness of George 11.

Harbajan Singh is a chucker!

Indian spin bowler Harbajan Singh must stop throwing ... fits!

New Year.

Each new year comes with an unwritten guarantee that the year thereafter will follow indisputably. This, along with death and taxes, is an absolute certainty.