Senator Santo Santoro's shame.

Senator Santo Santoro's failure to disclose 72 share holdings was a gross neglect of duty! Well...half a gross.

Fluorescent globes and Malcolm's aspirations.

AND it was said, "Let there be fluorescent light", and there was light, and Malcolm Turnbull was standing in it - yea, the limelight.

Madonna on the cross

Madonna - Material Ghoul?

Helping to save the planet

WE'RE phasing out bulbs, incandescent
So our planet can stay viridescent.
Put 'em all in the bin,
You'll be saving your skin,
And screw-in those globes, fluorescent.

Referees aren't stupid

REFEREES are so often inclined
To be cursed and severely maligned.
It's not that they're daft
Or lacking in craft...
It's just that they're fucking-well BLIND!