AFL doesn't come to grips with the problem of drugs

THE AFL fails to have clout,
So the bad boys continue to flout
Their job as role model.
The system is twaddle.
It should be one strike...and you're OUT!

Jesus, the chocolate edition

BET that life-size chocolate statue of Jesus tastes absolutely.......er.......Heavenly!

New pie-cum-pizza available in Oz

YUMMY! A new pie-cum-pizza is now available in Australia. I reckon it should be called a Piezza.