Ben McKenzie booted off tv reality show

This young lad, he thinks that he's hot.
But a singer, he's bloody-well not!
His style and his diction
Brought forth his eviction,
God Strewth! He deserved to be shot!

Those blasted baby-kissing politicians!

The Australian Election 2007 campaign is underway and that awful baby-kissing has started again. None of those babies can crawl ... but ALL the bloody politicians do!

Australian Opposition Leader Kevin Rudd

I WONDER if Kevin Rudd could save Australian rugby - he's currently scrummaging about as captain of the Wannabies.

The millstone around Prime Minister Howard's neck.

PRIME MINISTER Howard has a millstone around his neck. And he knows that polls, like millstones, can have a CRUSHING EFFECT.