I'm just mad about Harry

HARRY KEWELL a sex symbol? No wonder he's suffering from groin strain!

Super-coach Guus Hiddink guides Socceroos to first World Cup win.

OOH! Doesn't it give you Guus bumps?

Not in my backyard!

SO where the bloody hell are these nuclear plants going to be located?

The Da Vinci Code.

FORGET The Da Vinci Code! Author Dan Brown has got it all wrong. The Holy Grail is located on hallowed ground...in Germany.